I hate it when I offer someone m&ms and then they put their hand out like a bowl. What the fuck dude. Like you’ve left me with two options: either I look like an asshole when only two come out or I run the risk of pouring half the packet out and hating life because I can’t take any back because I’ll look like the same asshole in exhibit A. Fuck you. Fuck you and your bowl hands
i’m in luv with this husky mix puppy that’s boarding at my work (it doesn’t say what he’s mixed with but i’d bet $200 that it’s w/ american eskimo) !!!!!!
I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA
holy infant so tender and mild
the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC
A+ handling of the situation
growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.
FINALLY SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO WORDS FOR ME
#realizing and accepting that I am a fucking idiot after a childhood of thinking I was brilliant #has been a slow and painful journey
the RARE shot a birb become hunt by a GRASS.